Anyone who keeps up with my work should know I have been a frequent contributor on Podcasters Assemble since 2021. For each entry I record, I script about two pages worth of thoughts about the film that is being discussed. What I record is then pieced together by talented editors, making the show the delight I find it to be. Most of my scripts have not been deleted, so I decided to post them here for others to read like a review piece. Enjoy!
SEASON 4: KONG-ZILLA-THON!
KING KONG VS. GODZILLA
Let me take you back to a time when the internet didn’t spoil everything for you. And information wasn’t readily available. When I was a child,…
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GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS (2019)
As I’ve mentioned every single time, trailer equals hype and this film was no different. Seeing Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidorah for the first time made…
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GODZILLA VS. KONG
There was a time that I thought I’d never see this film. After numerous rights issues preventing a new crossover to the multiple delays that came…
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THE BEST AND WORST OF GODZILLA & KONG
Tackling this subject is not a simple task for me. I am 100% unapologetically a defender of any and all things Godzilla and Kong. When people…
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SEASON 5: MORTAL PODKAST!
MORTAL KOMBAT (1995)
For a teenager in the 90s, this movie was a big deal. The games were already a huge deal for me and many others like…
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MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION
(sigh) Where do I begin? Anytime I’ve approached a film on this show, I always try to remain a positive voice since I know most…
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MORTAL KOMBAT: SCORPION’S REVENGE
When this film was announced I was a mix of excited and confused. I was excited because the prospect of a well-animated Mortal Kombat feature…
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MORTAL KOMBAT (2021)
Prospects of a new Mortal Kombat film had been bouncing around Hollywood for some time, but to no avail. Despite the name being a hot…
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MORTAL KOMBAT LEGACY
I remember being somewhat intrigued by this idea when it was announced. At this point in time, Mortal Kombat had become somewhat stagnant. The game…
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MORTAL KOMBAT: THE GAMES
Mortal Kombat is a video game series that I’ve loved since I discovered it and the reasons have changed quite a bit over the years.…
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SEASON 6: GHOSTCASTERS ASSEMBLE
GHOSTBUSTERS (1984)
Ghostbusters is one of those films that has always been there in my life, even though it was officially released when I was only four…
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GHOSTBUSTERS II
When Ghostbusters II was released, I was a prime target audience member. A kid at the age of 9 who loved the first movie, would…
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GHOSTBUSTERS (2016)
I was eager to watch this film again for this podcast because it had been some time since I’d watched it last. This remake of…
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GHOSTBUSTERS: THE VIDEO GAME
When this game first released, I was pretty excited because this looked to be the Ghostbusters game I always dreamed of. Furthermore, it was promising…
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GHOSTBUSTERS: AFTERLIFE
As a moderate fan of Ghostbusters, I have always been open to the idea of seeing the original cast reunite for a third entry. But…
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SEASON 8: BATMAN
BATMAN (1989)
My hiatus on Podcaster Disassembled was cut short the moment it was announced we would be talking about Batman. While Batman isn’t my superhero numero…
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BATMAN RETURNS
Batman Returns has always been the black sheep of the franchise for me personally. Not because I hated it or anything, but because I’ve probably…
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BATMAN FOREVER
After having a lukewarm response to Batman Returns, I wasn’t sure how I felt about a third entry. Rumors floated around about what characters would…
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BATMAN & ROBIN
Woo boy. We’re really gonna have to talk about this one. Every other season, I’ve tried to be positive but one movie got under my…
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BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM
I was going to skip writing about this movie because I wasn’t sure if I would have anything of substance to add. No one needs…
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BATMAN BEGINS
After the abysmal disaster that was Batman & Robin, Warner Bros. wasn’t feeling the desire to allow Joel Schumacher to direct another Bat-film. Funnily enough,…
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THE DARK KNIGHT
After the exciting little tease of the Joker at the end of Batman Begins, I was more eager than ever to see a follow-up. Seeing…
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THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
I anxiously anticipated Christopher Nolan’s end to his Dark Knight trilogy. We hadn’t yet become accustomed to the Marvel method of filmmaking, so trilogies were…
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THE BATMAN
I was really hoping to get a second watch of this film before diving into a review of any kind, just to see how I…
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SEASON 9: JURASSIC PARK
JURASSIC PARK
Here we are back again, ladies and gentlemen, talking about the high class horror/fantasy/science fiction/pop-culture phenomenon that is Jurassic Park. This is one of the…
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THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK
The Lost World: Jurassic Park was a highly anticipated follow-up to the massive hit that was Jurassic Park. If there was a moment in Speilberg’s…
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JURASSIC PARK III
I’m interested to hear other opinions about this film because, to me, this film is an oddity in the franchise. I don’t know if Universal…
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JURASSIC WORLD
They did it. The crazy sons-a-bitches actually did it! What am I talking about? They opened the freaking park! After two failed attempts and hefty…
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JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM
I don’t think I’m going to cover all the bases I wanted to here because I’m writing this a few weeks removed from watching this…
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JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION
We’ve FINALLY reached the end of this Jurassic journey. And if the next series of films carries that name, you’re all witnesses in the lawsuit…
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SEASON 10: INDIANA JONES
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Here we are, back for yet another season of Podcasters Assemble, a cavalcade of indie podcasters giving their opinions on whatever franchise is getting ready…
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INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
This film is probably the one I remember seeing first out of all of the Indiana Jones films. As a kid, I was no doubt…
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INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE
The Last Crusade is probably the Indy film I am most fond of. This was the first Indiana Jones film I got to see in…
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INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
Where to begin with this film? I’m not sure because it’s such an oddity to me. There are things I love and things I do…
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INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY
Well, we’ve made it to the end of our journey and, in spaces like Twitter and Rotten Tomatoes, the consensus seems like a mixed bag.…
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